Blumpkin sex
As amusing as a some of these sex acts might be, though, you have to wonder if anyone actually does them. Are men, for example, really circle-jerking around a biscuit and forcing the last person to ejaculate to eat the cum-soaked pastry the iconic limp biscuit? But before sex acts got super wacky on Urban Dictionary, there was what we might refer to as the original canon. These OG legendary sex acts — like the Dirty Sanchez , the Blumpkin and the Cleveland Steamer — were out there, but they were also within the realm of possibility.


Definition of blumpkin
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Urban Dictionary: blumpkin
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Top definition. A male receiving genital stimulation whilst simultaneously taking a shit. A white out and a brown out at the same time. We were very poor growing up on the farm. My half-sister Stephanie was sadly a simpleton but she gave the most beautiful blumpkins and I loved her for it.





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